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Gank Me – Whoops, Wrong Tent
RATING: XXX NSFW
TAGS: Straight, cum, teen
OTHER: TWO PAGE COMIC! Listed at the bottom but also in the OMAKE
This is a non-canon tangent
By Resari
The Delta camp was as boring and dull as usual, and quiet for once. Resari and Alvar were off on a “much needed alone time” vacation, so not even the nightly yelps of delight from Alvar’s tent were present. Of course the sounds of elf on elf banging drowned on the sound of one of the orc newbs snoring, so it was a rather unpleasant swap. Just outside the camp tip-toeing around several sentry totems was the camp’s constant visitor: Swan.
Swan had a mind to enjoy herself with Alvar tonight, she figured from the sounds of just the snoring that the blood elf tart was out somewhere and that Alvar was alone in his tent. She grinned to herself, she had to take a different path in this time since Moondai had put more totems in her usual path. Heading off to where she thought the tent was, Swan found one that looked familar and pushed the front flap open.
Inside was a slumbering elf form and Swan crept over to the side of the bed and grinned. She moved fast, slipping an arm around the neck of the elf she gave her usual greeting for Alvar and dragged his head backwards into her chest. The male woke up pretty quickly, opening his eyes and turning his head slightly upwards.
Swan noticed then that something was a bit off on Alvar, but shrugged and reached down with her free hand to grope around between his legs, finding him not quite as erect as normal. “Huh, I usually don’t need to work this hard to get you entirely erect…” She said softly but shrugged and started to jerk along the cock to get it fully hard, after pushing her hand into his pajama shorts.
Her fingers curled around his cock and then she blinked, the shaft was totally hard and as big as it was going to get. It was then that Swan reached up and held the elf’s hair and jerked it back to see his face. With a suprised yelp at seeing a blood elf she had never seen before, Swan yanked her hand out of his shorts. “Who the hell are you!?!” She half-asked and half-yelled at him like it was his fault she came into his tent to molest him.
“Um… my name is Rylen? Nice to meet you miss…?” He answered, Swan examined him closely while debating how she’d get out of this mess. Rylen looked to be a teenager near adulthood, with dark blonde hair, a slightly muscular form that suggested he had at least gone through basic training twice or three times. “Swan, um… not to sound rude but I didn’t know this was ‘your’ tent…” She explained abit with a shrug.
Rylen seemed pretty visably understanding of that, “Oh… well… um, this is akward then huh?” Rylen responded, tilting his head and trying to get out of her chokehold. “Well I can let you go but honestly if you tell the troll I was here I’d have to deal with even more sentry totems… so I guess I’ll just have to …” Rylen interrupted, “Kill me!?!?”.
“What? No! Why would I do that? I mean, I might, but hey why not have fun first?” She grinned quite mischeviously and left him to think about that, hand returning into his shorts and grasping at his still quite-hard cock again. “Umm… ok… no complaints here…” Rylen responded and settled back against her chest while being stroked. “Hey, hey, no free ride, start doing stuff or I’ll just knock you about till you forget you saw me” she threatened with a grin, clenching her fist.
He nodded sheepishly and turned around in her grip, she noticed right off he didn’t seem to know ‘that’ much about what to do, but his hands slipped around to grope at her ass so at least he had some initiative in him. Swan chuckled abit and tugged his shorts off to free his length, stroking it firmly still as she felt him do the same to her pants, of course he had to work off her belt and such first and she found that pretty amusing while he fumbled around with her shorts.
Rylen finally got her partially stripped down and traced his fingers along Swan’s legs lightly before looking up at her and tugging her onto his bed fully, rolling her over and pinning her down some with suprising strength. Swan squirmed abit in his hold but stopped when he shifted around to lay his head between her legs. “What you up to down there huh..?” She asked with a smirk, she was sure she’d have to explain what to do to him.
“Oh, you’ll see” He replied and pressed his lips against her slit, flicking his tongue up against her quite skillfully. Swan shivered in enjoyment quite suprised, “Ahh.. well you seem to know what your doing…” She mused, biting her lip some. Rylen was pretty proud of himself at that comment, working his tongue inside of her. The rogue’s hand went to hold onto Rylen’s hair gently as she moaned quietly, there was a chance Moondai was out patrolling the camp at night and Swan didn’t really want to get caught.
Rylen continued to lick around her sex and thighs for a time, his hands squeezing and massaging her periwinkle rump, “Who’d have thought a night elf could be this tasty!” He exclaimed with a smile, moving up to kiss at her belly, tugging her vest open as she massaged his shoulders. “Heh, you’d be suprised how many of you mana sniffers say that” replied Swan, yanking him up by the hair to kiss at his lips roughly, deciding that she was horny enough to finally give this guy a fun time. Rylen returned the kiss, pinning her wrists to the bed with a wink, though Swan being the rogue she was slipped her hands free and held him by the waist, tugging him forward to grind his cock up against her sex with a moan comming from her lips softly.
Hardly needing more of an invitation than that, Rylen put his arms around the sexy rogue and thrust his hips forward a few times, mostly missing the mark and rubbing up against her pussy or clit. She didn’t mind he was missing at all since it felt good anyway, and finally on one more try he hit home, sliding into her slit warmly. “Nnngh… god damn your tight..” He breathed out in enjoyment, giving Swan a reason to smile again, she found his particular innocence way of banging her somewhat cute.
“Hey you aren’t doing that bad Ryle, but you gotta do better now” Swan said while patting him on the back of the neck. He nodded in enthusiasm, thrusting his hips slowly to build up a rythem. She wrapped her legs around his waist and moaned a little louder. He found his pace and started to really pound the rogue now, biting her neck lightly.
Swan was enjoying his thrusts quite a bit now, dragging her nails lightly across his back while he worked at her harder, the sounds of him thrusting into her began to build up in volume, so much that Swan had to hold him tightly for a moment to make him slow down and quiet up. Rylen didn’t seem to like that at all, but calmed alittle and was a bit more smooth in his thrusting. “Hey your o..ooh… doing pretty good now… turn us over so I can be on top though..” Swan said with a soft moan, licking his neck.
Rylen nodded and slowly turned them abit so that he was laying on his back with the rogue sat atop of him. She grinned down at him, cheeks flushed as her hands gripped his chest and she began to bounce on his cock. Rylen watched her work, though Swan was pretty sure he was very childishly staring at her bouncing breasts. Her suspicions were confirmed when both his hands moved up and he helped himself to a double handful of her tits.
Time passed quickly for the pair, each of them were enjoying themselves quite abit. Rylen switched the positions a few times, after she had soaked his lap with her juices enough, he moved her so that she was resting on her shoulders with her body held upwards by her ankles as he thrust downward into her. This lasted awhile before they moved again do go at it doggy-style with Swan panting and moaning on all fours.
Finally they ended up how they were before, with Swan on her back and Rylen thrusting into her deeply, both of them were getting very close to bursting. Swan came first, wrapping her arms around his neck and moaning out loudly, her juices leaking out of her around the blood elf’s cock. Rylen thrusting forward through her cumming, kissing her lips deeply before he himself let go.
Swan was about to tell him to pull out of her, since she didn’t take her protections today since she never had to worry about Alvar getting her knocked up, but her voice siezed up when she felt his thick seed spurting deeply into her. Rylen pressed his face against her breasts while moaning out in pleasure, shaking lightly. “Oooh wow…” He managed to say with some effort, looking up at her with a worn out smile.
“Wow indeed there Ryle… now sleep tight ok?” She said with a wink, kissing him roughly and stroking his head affectionately till he indeed fell asleep quickly. Swan wasted no time in turning him over, cleaning him up and shrugging while she took his shorts for herself with a mischevious look, tugging them on over her clothes after getting dressed. Swan left the tent and looked back at the slumbering elf with a small smile before running off into the night.
~Nine months later…
Swan was sitting on a beach at Stranglethorn with Resari, Moon, Gally, and Dante in his extremely creepy female hermaphrodite form. Swan looked over to Resari and smirked, “Ya know I am really glad I didn’t get pregnate that time awhile ago”.
Resari rose an eyebrow, “With who exactly?” the blood elf asked.
“Oh, this sexy little elf named Rylen back at the Delta ca… why are you looking at me like that?” Swan blinked, when she had mentioned Rylen’s name Resari’s violet glowing eyes had a very dangerous look to them.
“Rylen is my little brother you skanky treehugger!” Resari yelled and started to chase Swan around the beach, Moon and the others watched for a moment before shruging collectively,
“Them two are never gonna get along for more than three minutes are they?”.
~The End










LOL! Love the ending!