Cast

Name:
Whiteswan aka Swan or “That-goddamned-gold-farming-bitch!”

Occupation: Rogue leader of The Black Widows (an all
female guild of trouble making mercenaries); moonlights as a spy and bartender depending on how much she needs cash at the moment

Hobbies: stalking the innocent and giving them a complementary helping of deadly poison on an extra sharp blade in the back, making potions, picking up unsuspecting men at bars and taking them
for all they’re worth, getting Alvar into trouble, wild sex, theft, arson, peeping on other people, and gardening.

Special Abilities: immune to her own poisons, able to hold her breath for five minutes, able to pick a lock
with either hand or her toes, creepily fast (Even by N’elf standards) thanks to speed enhancing peircings in interesting places. Equally effective in hand to hand as well as armed combat (note that she’s not really all that great in either)

Quote:
“Nothing says ‘I Had a Good Time’ like a face full of blinding powder and a kidney shot don’t you think?”

Special: Has been known to gank newbs one tenth her skill and get pwned by THEM!

First Appearance: First page of Gank Me! issue 1

Name:
Alvar Hrunting aka Al or “Sir Epic Wang” DELTA NAME: Joyride

Occupation: Passive aggressive curse warlock and very gifted tailor (specializing in extra demensional pocket creation, tents, and evening gowns). He now teaches guild newbs at guild camp and tailors.

Hobbies: sleeping, adding more notches to his staff with the lovely ladies he meets, demon wrangling, exploration of all sorts (take that as you will), kodo tipping, enchanting things that shouldn’t be, snorting strange dust off of a demonic stripper’s ass, and other things too nasty to mention here.

Special Abilities: able to cast not only warlock spells but limited cantrips and mage fire spells as well; can guess anybody’s body measurements just from looking, might be able to pick up National Goblin Radio on his ears (either that or he’s hearing voices.) Has nearly demonic stamina and strength thanks to..well that’s a spoiler. CANNOT tap mana in the usual way and his magic doesn’t recharge on his own; because of this the guild never takes him along on missions since once he’s out of power, he’s out until he taps magic from a willing partner through “extended physical contact”. Word has it that he makes bad ass cactus apple pancakes for ladies who stay over for breakfast. But we all know they’re just there for the sausage.

Quote:
I’m just sexually fulfilled; I’ll fuck anything or anybody at least once…except for gnomes because they make me feel like a pedo.”

Special: After becoming a teacher of new recruits to the guild on punishment he has refused to learn his lesson and is a near permanent fixture to Newb Camp. Spends his weekends making extra gold as guild tailor and enchanter. Can’t cast spells with a hard on (but who can really…) As much has he says he hates his new job, he likes hanging out at camp more than being in battle.

First Appearance: First page of Gank Me! issue 1

First Appearance: “Other uses for a succubus” strip

Name:
Galliano Drambuie aka Gally

Occupation: demon wrangler and bookworm; was previously a grape stomper for her parents vinyard and dreads having to do that again for any reason

Hobbies: reading banned magic texts, sneaking into the library after closing time to copy down spells too powerful for her, hot wiring wands, getting herself off at least four times a day, enchanting, questing, singing karaoke at the local pub, trying to pick up guys and failing miserably. Keeping her demon fed is pretty much a full time job and hobby for her now

Special Abilities: Actually able to make love to an incubus and survive, double jointed in all the right places, able to channel frustration into mana, can juggle, has epic concentration even for a newb. Rumor has it that she tastes like licorice.

Quote:
“Hey Swan, why don’t you steal me some more of those banned texts this weekend, promise I’ll pay you back! Pleeeeeeeeease?!”

Special: Either Gally has unusal magical powers or she’s just very, very, VERY, unlucky. Somehow has swayed Dante over to her side, even if she has no control over him what so ever.

NOTE: Gally is named after the Galliano liquor which is also bright color, tastes like licorice, and comes in a bottle that doubles as a bludgeon in a bar fight.

First Appearance: Page one of Gank Me Issue 3 (Spare Parts)

Name:
Dante aka “Oh my GAWD!!!”

Occupation: Incubus; 5th of the 5 Incubus Brothers responsible for the Mass Warlock Raping of 1215; previously was stuck in the Brotherhood of the Skull’s dungeon as a test for new warlocks and secret source of amusement. Also served time as a clerk for victims of accidental erotic death in the nether once freed from the Brotherhood by a certain blond elf.

Hobbies: A little obvious isn’t it? What do you think sex demons do… Ok he does like playing billards in his free time

Special Abilities: can shape shift into male, female, or herm forms at will; can take the shape of any humanoid for a limited amount of time (about an hour, or until his concentration fails), able to feed on both mana and life energy through extended physical contact, while under the control of a very new warlock Dante himself is still an elite demon; he hits like a tank and deals more damage than a sex demon really should. NOTE: Dante avoids actual battles whenever possible as long as he’s well fed.

Quote:
“I used to be a check in clerk for the department of Accident Sex Deaths. Sure it was boring but I had my own cube, uniform allowance, dental, and time for a three hooker lunch on Fridays and that my friend, ain’t half bad a deal. What are YOU gonna give me?”

Special: Unlike his more violent brothers Dante is very mellow. Because of his great needs for magic, a weak magic user like Gally is unable to keep him fully fed so he tends to leech off of anybody else he can. Dante technically is still under the control of another warlock instead of Gally but it’s not like he would ever admit it.

First Appearance: Page 5 of Spare Parts

Name:
Moondai

Occupation: shaman, healer, midwife, and trainer for the Deltas

Hobbies:drinking…a lot of it. Moon’s not an alchoholic…she just has needs that involve blacking out on a nightly basis. Grudgingly training the new guildies, keeping Al out of trouble and crafting jewelry keep her otherwise occupied and to pay for replacement gear as her full time trainer job really doesn’t cover extra luxury expenses. Room and board yes, fancy hair beads and a nicer sadle for her mount no.

Special Abilities:seemingly drinks nothing but goblin rocket fuel, volatile rum, and cactus liquor and is still living to tell the tale; can snap out of a drunken rage and be quite calculating instantly; is rumored to know drunken master style staff work but nobody in the guild has ever seen her do it. Al fears her bloodthirsty nature enough not to push her too far as he knows the chill state she’s in most of the time is a total cover…or at least he assumes that at the moment

Quote:
“I don’t suffer from a drinking problem, I enjoy every moment of it. Now give that back!”

Special:Moon joined the Deltas a year before Alvar when one of the guild founders picked her up in a passed out a drunken state out in goblin south seas port. Like other guild teachers she is stuck at camp instead of in battle but in her case it’s not because of a crime or as punishment but more of her hatred of fights. When asked she only says that she’s spilled enough blood for one lifetime and would spend her time doing other things. Helping newbs is more fun to her than fighting over loot. She will backup heal when needed however and acts as main camp defender. This means she has a serious problem with Swan. However actually making sure the rogue doesn’t show up involves much more effort than she really thinks is needed.

NOTE: This character came LONG BEFORE the DN handle and as Moondai was the old username I had before (From playing that shaman…badly…on her server) it stuck and now people have started calling the humble drawer of the comic that. TOTALLY NOT THE SAME THING! The only possible borderline Gary Stu in this comic is AL.

First Appearance: Page 4 of Issue 4

Name:
Resari Solblade

Occupation: jr pally trainer; official ego deflater; basic training coach

Hobbies:fucking, naked twister, kareoke with the goblins in a certain town close by, spying on Alvar and trying to get him to marry her, or at least not go bang someone else right after they’re done (it’s rude y’know). Keeping the newbs under control is actually something she enjoys

Special Abilities:her healing abilities hurt more than help thanks to being exposed to way too much fel magic on a daily basis

Quote:
“You do realize that you won’t level up by staring at my ass all class don’t you punk?”

Special:Resi used to be a temple priest but was far too much trouble for them to keep her around so she quit and rolled Pally. She’s still as much trouble and gets around just as much as before, but now she’s got armor shiny enough to do her makeup in and the perfect mace for when some smartass decides to feel her up while waiting for the zepplin